I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio in Monty Python

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
I bet you they won't play this new $%^& song.
It's not that it's **** or #$*&^&* controversial
It's just that the @*%$ing words are awfully strong.

You can't say ^&*@ on the radio,
Or $@#! or ^&*% or §*%*
You can't even say I'd like to ?:"* you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a really large ~!*%

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they don't *&%$ing well program it.
I bet you those &*(#ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse $&!#